Daddy, I'm Naked!
*quot;Daddy, I'm naked!*quot;
*quot;Oh yeah, so I see. I'm so sorry for barging in on you honey. The door wasn't locked and I didn't hear the water running or anything. Are you almost finished?*quot;
I noticed the two books in his hand. Apparently he planned to spend some quality reading time in the bathroom.
*quot;Yes Daddy, I'm finished. But dammit, knock!*quot;
Not bothering to cover up, I stormed out. He playfully smacked my bare behind as I scooted past him.
I dressed quickly and ran out the front door. My girlfriends were waiting on me to pick them up for a shopping trip to the mall. But my car wouldn't start. I ran back into the house and knocked at the bathroom door. No answer. I opened the door. My father, sitting on the commode, took off the earphones when he saw me.
*quot;What are you reading, Daddy?*quot;
*quot;Oh, just . . . uh . . . uh . . . a photography book,*quot; he stuttered, covering his erect penis with the book in his hand. I could see the other book lying on the floor was a medical journal.
*quot;Daddy, my car won't start. Can I borrow yours?*quot;
*quot;Sure, honey. The keys are on my dresser.*quot;
*quot;Thanks, Daddy!*quot;
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I picked up Ciara and Amy and we shopped all afternoon. Trying to get Amy, a tall long-legged brunette with huge breasts, into a Burberry string bikini was quite the mission impossible. But then we couldn't find a top to fit the petite blonde Ciara either. *quot;If only they made bikini tops for boys,*quot; I joked. Ciara didn't care. She was rather proud of her itty bitty perkies. Well, itty bitty compared to Amy and I. But I swear Ciara looks like all nipple up top.
After seven hours of trying stuff on and buying some of it, we decided to go to Chi Chi's for margaritas and a bite to eat. The conversation drifted from Coach bracelets to sex and then to Gucci cosmetic bags and back to sex and to Missoni scarves and back to sex again.
*quot;Dang, I wish we had more money to shop,*quot; Amy complained. *quot;I just loved that Louis Vuitton keychain. But it cost $230.*quot;
Suddenly Ciara looked like she had a bright idea. This didn't happen very often. *quot;You know guys, our favorite erotic website is having a Nude Day Contest. Top three naked babes get big cash prizes. All you have to do is post some pics. No engaging in graphic sex pics or anything. Just T
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